If our PPA violation Jawnament didn't give you heart palpitations, maybe this one will... especially if you've been towed (my car was towed while I was on a date!!!!). Give that fond memory a hilarious spot on your tree-- certain to get a laugh every holiday.

Crafted from an original photograph, this ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birch wood and adorned with a coordinating satin ribbon for hanging. The unfinished back includes the official Jawnament label. Handmade in Philadelphia!

NOTE: Colors may vary from what you see on screen!
NOTE: All items are flat-- not 3D!
NOTE: All items are "artified" and are not simply photos!!!